Wednesday, June 23, 2010

A Bit of '80s Nostalgia: The Chopper

Watch at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyyW-n8aook

Lyrics:

They're doing pushups in Peoria
They're jogging in L.A.
They're exercising everything in lots of crazy ways,
But take it from the Chopper
Yeah, the Chopper, yeah that's me
If you wanna have great choppers, exercise your teeth

Exercise those choppers, really chew, chew, chew
Exercise those choppers on some good hard food
Your molars grind,
Your canines tear,
Incisors bite right through
So exercise those choppers on some good hard food

Pumpernickel
Carrot sticks
Crunchy fruits & nuts
Things you really have to chew will make your choppers tough

So, take it from the Chopper
'cause choppers know it's true

Exercise is great, but exercise your choppers, too

Hey, Chopper, how 'bout runnin' a few laps with us

Later, man, I'm eating a celery stick

This is hard ex-er-cise

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